Presidents don't usually write their inauguration speeches. George Washington was an exception the first time around. His speech was less than 200 words because he had no teeth. The theme was 'I'm President, so I have to live in New York City, which I hate. Thanks a lot.'
The other day, Donald Trump told me he'll speak for about 45 minutes. Take the over on that. Advisors have written his speech, but I know what Mr. Trump would LIKE to say, and here it is.