No time for pickleball.

 

The Associated Press says it will not change the Gulf of Mexico's name in its reporting.  No "Gulf of America" for the lefties that run that news agency.  Nope. They are sticking with tradition.

 

Word is other names may soon be changed.  Anonymous sources are saying that Canada may not be Canada much longer. 

 

Instead, the country to the north will be called "Melania."  As in: "Oh, Melania, our home and native land..."

 

There's nothing green about Greenland, so expect a change there, possibly to "Mar-a-Coldo."

 

California is not a presidential favorite, so might "Loon-a-fornia" be brewing?  That could be too much, but, hey, stranger things have happened. Right, Kamala?

 

Finally, if the Taliban gets out of line, I expect "Ivankastan" will replace Afghanistan.  Don't expect Ivanka Trump to ever set foot in the place, but the tourist swag will look a lot better.

 

Finally, and perhaps most dramatically, Disney is considering a song change.

 

"It's a Trump World After All" has a certain ring, does it not?  The world may be small, but Trump is pretty much running it.

 

Or am I wrong?