LeBron James is a wise guy.  Trust me, because as the cliché goes, “it takes one to know one.”  When you have hundreds of millions of dollars courtesy of the free marketplace, cracking wise is no great courage test, and that’s what LeBron is doing.

In the opening pro-basketball game between the Philadelphia 76ers and the New York Knicks, LeBron couldn’t quite make it through the Star-Spangled Banner.  While the National Anthem was being sung, the older basketball star had a disco seizure.  Or something.  His teammates stood respectfully, but Mr. James fidgeted around even though he knew the Madison Square Garden cameras were capturing the immature display.