Many on the fringe left were apoplectic Tuesday night as election results trickled in from Wisconsin. Francesca Hong, the Thanksgiving-hating socialist, lost by a turkey feather in the Democratic gubernatorial primary to slightly-less-radical David Crowley. Other than the candidate herself, perhaps the hardest hit was rich-kid-turned-Marxist Hasan Piker, a familiar face in this election cycle. Piker, of course, is best known for live streaming his profane denunciations of America, Israel, and conservatives.