In 1936, in the depths of the Great Depression, Dale Carnegie wrote his classic ‘How to Win Friends and Influence People,’ the granddaddy of all self-help books.  It was 300 pages and 75,000 words of advice for Americans hoping to enhance their popularity.   Now, 90 years later, winning friends and influencing people can be accomplished with two words and a punctuation mark: ‘F*** ICE!’  For the more demure, ‘ICE OUT!’ can be an acceptable substitute.