Greetings, No Spin Nation! Your tour guide is okay and recovering from some stomach stuff. We are open on the website and very happy the Greenland invasion is not happening, but Sri Lanka better watch it.

Amazing good wishes have arrived here in New York City, and it’s hard to describe my gratitude.  I am planning a jail break out of the medical facility where there are more than a few Concierge Members. That’s major. If USA Today finds me, I’m toast.