At 9:30 Thursday morning Attorney General William Barr will hold a press conference to celebrate the release of the 400 page, 30 million dollar Mueller Report.

 

Already Congressman Jerry Nadler has announced it is unfair of the Justice Department to discuss the findings before Nadler gets a chance to smear Trump with something.  Nadler will not get the report until around noon, which may cut into his extensive lunch hour.

 

Congressman Adam Schiff may not have time to read the report because he’s booked extensive appearances on the leftwing news networks to talk about how Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin colluded to force Californians to drink sugar-laden beverages.  Schiff is calling for another Special Counsel.

 

Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez is objecting to all the paper needed to print the report.  She believes that has moved up a climate change end of days to this coming Thanksgiving.

 

Beto O’Rourke is protesting Barr’s press conference because there is no problem at the southern border.  Mr. O’Rourke says he is working on linking the two issues but has to watch his wife raise the kids so he’s busy.

 

We can all count on many more objections to Barr’s presser, and we will be sure to cover them fairly on The No Spin News tonight.  See you beginning at 7.