Well it's Monday, the perfect time for a little Super Bowl Monday morning quarterbacking, right? But it's too easy, so I'll just say this about the interminable pre-game stuff: never have so many words been spoken with so little meaning.
That is unless you're impressed by the statement, "We'll see."
People actually get paid for saying that.
Fox Broadcasting wrapped itself in the flag with Brad Pitt saying some inspirational stuff. I kind of liked that. Don't know why. Later, Tom Cruise showed up, but his facework distracted me, so I didn't know what he was talking about. Got to give him credit for longevity, however.
The Fox network gave a pre-show interview with President Trump for about 7 minutes, during which he again said he wants Canada to be the 51st state. Of course, there's absolutely no way that will ever happen. We can't even get Puerto Rico to come aboard, and they don't even have electricity down there.
As for the game itself, well, let's just say it won't go into the time capsule.
Halftime show. No clue. Kendrick Lamar could have been speaking Lithuanian. Where were the Village People when we needed them?
Worst $8 million dollar commercial: the singer Seal dressed as a real seal sitting on an iceberg. Mountain Dew did it. Grudges should be held.
Best commercial - some older ladies singing "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf, a 1960s group. I don't know why that was taking place, but it was far out.
Hope you had a good time amidst all that.
As for next year, we'll see.
See you tonight for the No Spin News.