In just two months, President Trump has issued about 90 Executive Orders, causing much discussion and, in some cases, deep disenchantment. But the nation hasn't seen anything yet. Here are some EO's that may appear at any moment.
- A 50 percent tariff on Rosie O'Donnell should she try to return to the USA from Ireland.
- Hold detainers on anyone associated with The View for the purpose of transporting them to Guantanamo Bay.
- Boston's official name will be changed to Chowderheadville.
- Once Canada is admitted as the 51st state, its new motto will be "Watch out for that Moose, eh."
- Canada's new National Anthem will be YMCA.
- Joe Biden's White House portrait will be replaced by the Indian Chief from the Village People.
- In honor of Mexico's recently elected president, Claudia Sheinbaum, the Isley Brothers' song "Who's That Lady" will be played every time her name is mentioned in the White House.
- If Russia signs a ceasefire, the Tampa Bay Rays baseball team will move there.
- If Denmark doesn't sell Greenland to the USA, the morning "Danish" will be renamed the "Zelensky."
And finally a complicated presidential directive ordering former President Biden to write his name ten times on a blackboard to convince Americans he can actually do that without using an auto pen.
Mr. Biden will likely claim Executive Privilege, leading to a national controversy where a liberal Judge named Lenny out of Oregon will make the call.
Wait and see!
And we'll see you this evening for the No Spin News.
