Apparently, cocaine has been found in the White House, and the anti-Biden forces are cracking wise about Hunter. Predictable but certainly within satirical limits.

The Justice Department should be investigating because so-called "controlled substance" is under its jurisdiction.

However, in his quest to protect everything Biden, Attorney General Merrick Garland is a bit confused about how to proceed. Should he call in Crockett and Tubbs from Miami Vice? Perhaps another US Attorney in Delaware is available. Didn't Hunter once live in Delaware before he moved to Malibu, California, to live in the nation's highest rent district?

Cocaine in proximity to the Oval Office is not a good look unless you're auditioning for a spot in the Mexican government. And how exactly did the blow get in there? Visitors to the White House are subjected to more scrutiny than Trump at a singles bar. Secret Service agents are wanding, X-raying, and profiling.

So how did the powder get through all that?

Don't know, and Joe Biden will not address it. But I think his new nickname, Super Fly, is unfair. Besides, I believe Hunter has already copyrighted it.

See you this evening for the No Spin News.