So, I propose that each candidate come up with a campaign slogan in order to stand out.
Here are my suggestions, with all due respect, of course.
Senator Elizabeth Warren: “I’m not an Indian, but it was fun while it lasted.”
Senator Bernie Sanders: “Yes, I’m old but so’s Biden.”
Senator Kamala Harris: “Sure I smoke pot. You would too if you lived in San Francisco.”
Senator Corey Booker: “Vegan Power! Burgers kill.”
Senator Kirsten Gillibrand: “Don’t hate me for being Caucasian.”
Beto O’Rourke: “I’ll let everyone come to America, then we can party.”
Joe Biden: “If elected I’ll be 80, so I may have to go to bed early.”
Mike Bloomberg: “Global warming is real but hands off my Gulfstream.”
Senator Amy Klobouchar: “I’m not a socialist like the others but don’t tell anybody.”
Michelle Obama: “I can’t run because Barack will smoke if I leave the house.”
And, to be fair, President Trump: “Elect me again and I’ll stop tweeting. Do we have a deal?”
Now, I understand some of those slogans are not bumper-sticker friendly. But they do drive home important points.
No need to thank me.
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