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Fighting the
Good Fight
...as the president's top advisor, I would advise the following...

President Obama should fire Rahm Emanuel and hire me as his top advisor. Don't laugh. I can almost guarantee higher poll numbers for the president if he brings me on board.

The first thing I would do is declare a truce with Fox News. Right now, the president is spending more time launching offensives against FNC than the Taliban. I mean, come on, the American people want Bin Laden's head on a stick, not Glenn Beck's. What exactly does attacking FNC get the president? Plus, it's hypocritical. Didn't Barack Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize?

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Here are some of the highlights you can look forward to on upcoming installments* of The O'Reilly Factor:

• On Friday, Ann Coulter enters the No Spin Zone to discuss the White House's ongoing war with Fox News...
• What does Glenn Beck think about the White House "pay czar" and proposed limits on executive compensation? He'll tell us...
• Marina of HotForWords.com is back with a brand new segment, full of spooky Halloween-themed words...
• Geraldo will have an update on the missing 7-year-old girl in North Florida...

* Lineups and schedules are always subject to change based on breaking news.

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