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Blame Bush
...it will likely be a busy 2009 for the Bush-Cheney team. No doubt they are the perfect stimulus package for the far left.

The other day a left-wing reporter named Seymour Hersh went on MSNBC and said he had information, provided by the usual anonymous sources, that Dick Cheney was running an assassination squad out of the White House.

I have but one simple observation: If Cheney really had such a crew, Hersh would have been dead a long time ago and so would most everybody at MSNBC. Would they not?

In the months to come, we can expect all kinds of horror stories from the left about alleged Bush-Cheney atrocities. These will deflect attention from present day problems and provide liberal thinkers with the intense indignation they so desperately need. In addition, the bevy of Bush-Cheney sins will supply the media and individual opportunists with "product." So, in order to get ahead of this inevitable situation, I will now predict some future headlines.

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Here are some of the highlights you can look forward to on upcoming installments* of The O'Reilly Factor:

• The Factor is pre-empted on Tuesday, March 24 for President Obama's address at 8...
• Dan Harris of ABC's Nightline will enter the No Spin Zone to talk about his new special that investigates whether or not Satan really exists...
• Communication expert and pollster Frank Luntz will dissect President Obama's appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno...

* Lineups and schedules are always subject to change based on breaking news.

philargyrist /fill•ARE•jer•ist/
n. a money-lover; an avaricious person.

Example: All kinds of philargyrists hoping for a handout have surfaced since the government has been bailing out floundering banks and investment firms.

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